A car is pulled up a little smashed on the
roadside in a bush, a police car is pulled up alongside. The police man notices
the driver seems odd and not fully focused.
Police: Is
this your vehicle?
Driver: Why
yes sir, this is my vehicle… sir.
Police:
Could you explain to me then why it is in the bush?
Driver:
Free parking.
Police: I’m
going to have to see your license.
Driver:
That could be a problem.
Police: License
please.
Driver:
Don’t have one.
Police: You
don’t have a driving license?
Driver: I
didn’t bother with the test so.
Police:
Step out of the vehicle please sir.
Driver: Not
this again.
Police:
Sir.
Driver: I
can’t get out.
Police: Why
is that?
Driver:
Don’t have any legs.
Police: You
don’t have legs?
Driver: No,
sir I do not.
Police: You
can’t drive without legs?!
Driver:
That’s discrimination.
Police:
Sir, I’m going to need you to get out of the car.
Driver: You
want me to roll out?
Police:
Just get out of the car.
Driver:
Alright pal, I’ll do my best.
The driver attempts to climb through the car
window and lands face first on the grass, he then rises to his feet and stands
at ease. The police man pats him down and handcuffs him so he is leant face
forward on his car.
Police: Why
didn’t you use the door sir?
Driver: Honestly
man I forgot it was there.
Police:
Sir, are you under the influence of any drugs or alcohol.
Driver: Oh
yeah, why you need hooking up?
Police: I’m
going to have to check your vehicle.
Driver:
Alright mate, what did you need?
Police:
Just let me do my job.
Driver:
Don’t worry mate, I’m not gonna tell no one.
The police man opens up the boot to reveal
several bottles of alcohol, joints, drugs, knives, guns and needles.
Police:
Bloody hell.
Driver:
What is it mate?
Police:
Sir, you’re under arrest.
Driver: Me?
What for mate?
Police:
Driving without a license under the influence of drugs and alcohol, possession
of illegal substance and weapons and attempted distribution. I’m taking you to the station.
Driver: Why
is that where the sesh is at?
Police:
Anything you do say can be held against you in court…
Driver: Your
mate said that to me earlier.
Police:
Sir, do you understand what is going on?
Driver: Not
really mate, I’m high.
